Abdul-Hameed A. '25
Wait, is this thing on? HellooO HuManS! Can you hear me?
Oh, you can!
I’m Abdul-Hameed, sleep-deprived writer, robot therapist, researcher, professional productivity consultant, and aspiring polyglot.
My Extensive Blogging Qualifications
- Master chef — perfected the art of spaghetti (don’t ask my roommate, he’s still recovering from previous experiments).
- Deadline expert — carried out extensive experiments on the relationship between
Due 11:59 PMand mental breakdowns—results are inconclusive, but I’m pretty sure they’re correlated. - Professional overthinker — has completely rewritten this page 10 times.
- Experienced in midnight creativity — skilled in writing 1,500-word essays between 11 PM and 3 AM.
It's Not Perfect, But It's a Start
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Abdul-Hameed A. '25